Your eyes open. Before you even think about moving, your body delivers the verdict: everything hurts.
Your back feels like concrete. Your hips are seized shut. Your hands won't make a fist. Those first steps to the bathroom feel like walking on broken glass while wearing a straightjacket.
You grip the walls, the dresser, anything solid while your joints slowly, agonizingly remember how to bend. Thirty minutes. An hour. Sometimes two hours before you can move like a normal human being.